bitcoin gotta be trolling at this point

like we was just vibing near 100k, everybody loud, posting rockets, acting rich in theory

then boom

90
80
70

just casually opening doors like “you forgot something down here”

bro who asked for this

my portfolio looking at me like I did something wrong

and there’s always that one guy “it’s a healthy correction”

healthy?? I’m stressed eating cereal at 2am watching candles bleed

bitcoin don’t even walk downstairs it just throws itself down

still not selling tho

but damn

can we chill for five minutes